Hello, random people on my sidebar! Facebook is positive we'll be besties in no time so there are a few things I should tell you before I hit the "friend me" button:
- I hate being tickled. I will throw up on you, and then possibly junkpunch you for being a jerk
- I like to eat weird food, so if you have a hankering for haggis, I'm your girl.
- I had no nickname growing up. I am cool with that, so don't try to call me the Staceter or Stace-a-rooni or Spacey. Refer to highlight #1, with less vomit.
- I love my readers and live for the day that I see one of the tarot cards as a festive tattoo. Just not on the face since your job prospects may go down and I'll feel semi-responsible for feeding you.
It's go-time, new friends! Except the guy without a shirt on. You'll have to wait.