Dating can suck rocks. When Monster Supplies asked me via the Zombie Dating Guide on Twitter if I had any terrible Valentine's Day stories, I had flashbacks to college and the special hell many of us went through. Come to think of it, that's probably why I wrote ZDG in the first place.
Worst date #1: The boy brought his best friend then asked me to pay for dinner (for three) and a movie (for three). I snuck out the door during dinner and walked home.
Worst date #2: I was dating a karate champion whose first language was not English. He showed me some of his moves, pinched my boob, then winked when I threw him out of the house. I don't think he understood the term "Imma punch you in the nunchucks if you do that again."
What's your worst dating story?