Dating can suck rocks. When Monster Supplies asked me via the Zombie Dating Guide on Twitter if I had any terrible Valentine's Day stories, I had flashbacks to college and the special hell many of us went through. Come to think of it, that's probably why I wrote ZDG in the first place.
Worst date #1: The boy brought his best friend then asked me to pay for dinner (for three) and a movie (for three). I snuck out the door during dinner and walked home.
Worst date #2: I was dating a karate champion whose first language was not English. He showed me some of his moves, pinched my boob, then winked when I threw him out of the house. I don't think he understood the term "Imma punch you in the nunchucks if you do that again."
What's your worst dating story?
I've had mediocre dates... but not like that.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure which of those two are worse!