2. I really can see my eyeballs reflected in some sunglasses.
3. While low-cut shirts can be suggestive in real life, in photos it looks like I'm smuggling midgets.
4. MORE LIPSTICK -- which can also be smeared on my cheeks and there may have been some nose dottage thanks to my daughter.
5. I have absolutely no knowledge of modern music. Ke$ha can kiss my old hiney.
6. Balancing glasses on my nose while titling my chin to bounce the light off of it creates an alternative universe full of Old Spice Bodywash models. I'm trying that one again tonight...
8. After two hours of flashes a foot from my face, I can see the moon.
9. Silver highlights only "enhance" my natural beauty. Right? RIGGGGGGGGGHT?
10. Photoshop is god.
Thank you to LaMishia Allen Photography for the great session!