Have I told you how much I love Wisecrack Zodiac yet? My friend, Beth Bartlett, has cornered the market on how the stars rip you a new one each week - and yet she's so gentle about it:
"Scorpio: You’ve never been afraid of things that go bump in the night; in fact, you’ve made some very good friends that way. Take someone else by the hand and lead them through the mysteries of the dark, then be a sport and treat them to breakfast afterward."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, eh?