List 1: (no idea what the * is for)
*severed head
eyeballs
*feet
*spleen
*earlobes
*eyebrows
*fingertips
*elbows
noses
kneecaps
5 beating hearts
*pair of lips
List 2:
500 Zombies (doing what?)
zombie -> vegetarian
zombie -> movie star
zombie -> pool party
zombie -> dating -- too easy
zombie -> college
zombie -> Gothic
zombie ->tarot reader, doesn't accept the she's dead. Keeps looking for the meaning of life
List 3: (turned into Betrayal for the ICE PICKS anthology)
Flesh-eating bacteria - frozen? Has thawed?
Viking curse?
Vodka
Ghosts
Polar bears
1900 - melting problem
Frozen guests
Ice blocks used to make hotel brings up Donner party. Last curse. Whispers. Insanity. Final melt. Sacrificed because he was a loon. Ice man on display in lobby. Convinces guests to kill each other. Blinks at the end.
Draft for upcoming anthology on speculative fiction:
Face it, zombies are absurd. They're nasty, disgusting creatures that thrive on human tissue - much like politicians.
So, what would you do with them?
Viking curses are always fun...
ReplyDeleteAnd the Donner party. Always lovely dinner table conversation. Unless your ancestors were involved, of course. Then it might be a tad bit upsetting.
Put together, it all sounds like an awesome episode of "The Love Boat."
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