1. Spent a mint on conditioner
2. When pulled back I looked like a librarian on crack
3. When down, I looked like a librarian on crack but younger
4. Never quite got all the baby drool out of it after they shoved locks in their mouths. Not just my babies either, all babies were attracted to my hair as though it were a food group
1. Now matches my Mom Jeans
2. Age-appropriate -- if I were in my late 60s and rockin' the orthopedic shoes
3. Has been told it's "spunky." Oh god.
4. I don't get trapped like a turtle by my own hair when I lie on it at night
I vote for madness.
What possesses you to do drastic things to your hair?