Sample chapters in the Zombie Dating Guide

So I'm getting ready for NaNo - the chalkboard is full and FreeMind is brimming with goodies. Vyolette is yelling, "I like to move it, move it" VERY enthusiastically behind me and I thought I'd share a bit of how this warped book will be moving. There were some stellar ideas on a thread on facebook so if you see something lacking, please jump in. The zombies will thank you for it.

New chapters for the ZDG:
  • Does eating other men make you a tramp?
  • Who asks whom out first? Who still has a tongue?
  • One night-of-the-living-dead stands. Good idea or sex gone horribly wrong?
  • How to fix a broken heart. Does putty really work or is Spam just as good in a pinch?
  • Should you dump him or just wait until the birds pick him apart?
  • Creative first dates: Coffee of the Damned; Horror movies - too scary or now a documentary?
Don't forget! HUNGRY FOR YOUR LOVE, featuring my shortie: EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, drops tomorrow at Ravenous Romance!

9 comments:

  1. Words cannot describe how much I want - no, NEED - to read this book!!!


    Adam

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  2. Hi. I found you on WOW. Great concept for a book. Congrats on publication

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  3. Ok, you had me at '•Does eating other men make you a tramp?' I was cracking up! I love it!

    LM Preston

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  4. LOL, thanks y'all! This book is going to be a hoot! Now if I can just keep myself in chocolate (hush, Adam), I'll make it through NaNo unscathed.

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  5. My mind just went to a lovely place. ;-)

    *sigh*

    Adam, who's almost up to the planning of your bad ass cameo.

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  6. Once the segment's written, I'll send it over. It'll be a while yet though, as it's about 50% of the way into the book. ;-)


    Adam

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  7. Can't wait to read your story, Stacey!

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  8. These are hilarious! All of them. :)

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